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Quoting redsunset:
OK Poppa Bob,
Here's another spinoff for ya. I decided between the fantasy ride , future fantasy rides, other spinoffs and the All Star Band , we needed a permanent place to eat,drink, dance and party.
So, Sassy Sue, THE chick is now opening The Wrench Inn Bar and Grill. Here is a current list of activities for the week:
Sunday will be family night. Free food and drinks to any family who has at least one member named Billie Bob(I.D. required). Anyone married to their first cousin gets a free night's stay at the Inn(proof of marriage a must)Deuceswild you get to be on the door that night..if you behave!
Monday Night Fights...and no, Poppa Bob...you can't fight only referee...no holds barred. Jello pits, pudding pits, greased pig wrestling(not Leroy) and naked male wrestling...should have a few takers on this and the joint should be packed...something for everyone. Moses pick your pit to referee.
Tuesday night is Ladies Night. All male revue and half price Patron shots. Maneater need you behind the bar that night since you are the Patron expert. Let's see right now we have BobbyZ as Zorro, Dynatom as Helmut Guy, Demo as Duct tape Man and Netrider, in deference to his rugby passion is Leather Balls Man. And yes, T you can look and yes, Red you can slither 'em. Junie...line up the rest of the dancers. NasT and Crusineasy...need you on outside security that night and check all references at the door...must be a BK member.(Come in for the show though).
Wednesday night is Treasure and Jessica's Fantasy Island House of Pleasure Night. I decided since the guys could not keep the two houses straight, we'd just all party together at the Inn. Treasure and Jessica , we'll discuss profit splits later. May need Bdel on security that night...could get ugly!
Thursday Night is auction night...all proceeds to charity. I'm thinking the Home for Wayward Bikers would be good. Bobmac you can be the auctioneer and we need a Vanna girl or two to show off the items. Jersey can you handle that? ...services are also viable auction items...so guys and gals...show us your "wares".
Friday night the Inn will be rocking to the sounds of the BK Dysfunctional Family All-Star Band. Heretic need you on security...bring your squirrel too....no holds barred dancing, ladies choice , mosh pits, you name it,,,we got it. Also celebrity bartender night...need some celebrities...that could be tough!
Saturday is everyday rolled into one...we do it all, see it all, hear it all ,drink it all. Wet t-shirt contests, wet boxer contests...Paddy need ya on this one darlin...You must be 21 to enter...Poppa Bob...gonna need lots of security that night.
The Wrench Inn Bar and Grill..the happening place to be!
OK Poppa Bob,
Here's another spinoff for ya. I decided between the fantasy ride , future fantasy rides, other spinoffs and the All Star Band , we needed a permanent place to eat,drink, dance and party.
So, Sassy Sue, THE chick is now opening The Wrench Inn Bar and Grill. Here is a current list of activities for the week:
Sunday will be family night. Free food and drinks to any family who has at least one member named Billie Bob(I.D. required). Anyone married to their first cousin gets a free night's stay at the Inn(proof of marriage a must)Deuceswild you get to be on the door that night..if you behave!
Monday Night Fights...and no, Poppa Bob...you can't fight only referee...no holds barred. Jello pits, pudding pits, greased pig wrestling(not Leroy) and naked male wrestling...should have a few takers on this and the joint should be packed...something for everyone. Moses pick your pit to referee.
Tuesday night is Ladies Night. All male revue and half price Patron shots. Maneater need you behind the bar that night since you are the Patron expert. Let's see right now we have BobbyZ as Zorro, Dynatom as Helmut Guy, Demo as Duct tape Man and Netrider, in deference to his rugby passion is Leather Balls Man. And yes, T you can look and yes, Red you can slither 'em. Junie...line up the rest of the dancers. NasT and Crusineasy...need you on outside security that night and check all references at the door...must be a BK member.(Come in for the show though).
Wednesday night is Treasure and Jessica's Fantasy Island House of Pleasure Night. I decided since the guys could not keep the two houses straight, we'd just all party together at the Inn. Treasure and Jessica , we'll discuss profit splits later. May need Bdel on security that night...could get ugly!
Thursday Night is auction night...all proceeds to charity. I'm thinking the Home for Wayward Bikers would be good. Bobmac you can be the auctioneer and we need a Vanna girl or two to show off the items. Jersey can you handle that? ...services are also viable auction items...so guys and gals...show us your "wares".
Friday night the Inn will be rocking to the sounds of the BK Dysfunctional Family All-Star Band. Heretic need you on security...bring your squirrel too....no holds barred dancing, ladies choice , mosh pits, you name it,,,we got it. Also celebrity bartender night...need some celebrities...that could be tough!
Saturday is everyday rolled into one...we do it all, see it all, hear it all ,drink it all. Wet t-shirt contests, wet boxer contests...Paddy need ya on this one darlin...You must be 21 to enter...Poppa Bob...gonna need lots of security that night.
The Wrench Inn Bar and Grill..the happening place to be!
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